February 2012
pointy-earedbastard:
samstopswinging:
the-hypocritical-critic:
meganninwonderland:
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play my father and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play me and I’d believe her
Meryl Streep could play Benedict Cumberbatch at the Oscars and I’d believe her
Meryl could play Leonardo DiCaprio and win...
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
a-girl-and-her-blue-box:
When I see the “We’re sorry” message, I always wonder what shit went down in which fandom.
“There was a big flood at the school and it was all swishing about in the...”
– Wanda Ventham, on Benedict’s schooldays
(via emilyisobsessed)
Waiting for the headline "Spoiler: Blaine Anderson...
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
Anonymous asked: Personally, I don't care about your opinion. don't reblog things just to say that they're wrong. People like you make me so mad.
Anonymous asked: preach. i hate those 'people used to be sexy' things.
2 tags
Which 3 words would you rather hear? Put a | next...
I'm the Doctor: |||||||||||||||||
Yer a wizard: |||
I'm Sherlock Holmes: |||||||||||
Pick your starter: |
SBurb is downloading: ||||
I love you:
I'm the Doctor and This is my friend Sherlock Holmes. I know it was supposed to be just three words but really? I'm The Doctor: |||||
AND IMPOSSIBLE GEOMETRY: ||||||||||||||||||
theangels-have-thehorcruxes:
what if one year the guy in charge of getting the red carpet decided to make it blue and didn’t tell anyone
mothafickle:
you think this is hard
trying reading and following 50+ wips at a time
that’s hard
teacher: remember not to talk to strangers online
friend: who even does that?
me:
friend:
me: not me
comeonmoriartyletsgoparty:
Ladies and Gentlemen....
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
AND AS I RAN I WOULD CLICK THE SMOKE MACHINE ON AND HAVE MY HAIR CASCADING BEHIND ME, AND WHEN WE FALL INTO EACH OTHERS ARMS, WE SHALL CHERISH THIS BEAUTIFUL MOMENT OF FINALLY BEING ABLE TO DO SO.
I get irrationally annoyed when people say things or make gestures that I think should only exist in movies and books.
bachelorjawn:
wow i genuinely almost forgot how fantastic darren criss is at singing without being autotuned to shit
themudbloods:
i will forever think 2008 was 2 years ago
fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
t92marihoene:
littlestarlolo:
ezios-vitals:
...
Re: This is why society sucks
loveandotherhumanrights:
lukeiamyournigga:
I HATE when girls act like they get pressured to look a certain way, when guys are really the ones that have to look one way. Guys like girls that look all different kind of ways. But typically the good looking guy looks ONE way. Tall dark and handsome. Everyone wants to be tan, tall, and muscular. That is what men are supposed to look like. But...
davespritebudgie:
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
themes blossom and grow there
